February 2013
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December 2012
19 posts
“Listening to a rough excerpt of “Cat Calls for Niagara ____” on the drive...”
– Minutiæ’s coverage of the Crystal Wolves recording their 2010 album Wolves Crystal from Minutiæ Safety.
“Yan Qin (died 2011) is a Chinese artist whose greatest work is a fully...”
– Yan Qin from the Encyclopædia Minutiæ
“Tam Parsons is a writer, actor, dancer, singer, guitarist, painter, sculptor,...”
– Tam Parsons wrote a sports article in Minutiæ Prestige.
“In the Legend issue, you continually make reference to the movie “I Am Legend.”...”
– A letter to Minutiæ from film nerd Simon Harrington.
“Señor D.O.A. is a Rapido rapper from the 1990s. Most of his music was about...”
– Señor D.O.A. from the Encyclopædia Minutiæ.
“Larry Little is the author of the book Larry Little, which will be published by...”
– Larry Little from the Encyclopædia Minutiæ
“Gentlemen, having been a subscriber to your publication for some time now, I am...”
– Dustin Hoffman, acclaimed Hollywood actor, writing in Minutiæ Safety. Hoffman has been Minutiæ’s Man of the Year since 1992.
“Gentleman, I seem to have lost my favorite issue of Minutiæ. Could you dispatch...”
– Jeff Carnan, a videotape specialist living in New York City, writing in Minutiæ Fairness.
“The May Babies was an American television sitcom about 4 girls who were all born...”
– The May Babies from the Encyclopædia Minutiæ
“I was a touring comedian from 1981 until 1997, and during that entire time, I...”
– Comedian Benny Rip, speaking to The Onion’s AV Club about his failed sitcom Benny Rip & The Kids that aired for one season in 2002. The show followed a character named Benny Rip who suddenly had to take care of his brother’s three children when his brother and sister-in-law died in...
“On Ice was an American ice-skating teen drama that aired on the WB from...”
– On Ice from the Encyclopædia Minutiæ
“Poke or Slurp is an NBC reality television show. In the show, contestants are...”
– Poke or Slurp from the Encyclopædia Minutiæ.
“Frankly, My Jeer is an American television show created by Garrison Keillor. It...”
– Frankly, My Jeer from the Encyclopædia Minutiæ
“Four years ago, record producer Buzzy Silverbaum, amidst gambling woes,...”
– From Tour Report in Minutiæ Safety. John Franco is now 17 years old and Warner Bros. Records is still his legal guardian.
“Gentlemen, I have a peculiar problem where anything I touch turns to gold. This...”
– John DePlaseo, in his letter in Minutiæ Progress . He is a tollbooth attendant from Chicago, IL.
“Cliff Burke (died 2012) was an artist who worked in the medium of cubes until...”
– Cliff Burke from the Encyclopædia Minutiæ
“Banana is a banana. To be absolutely clear, he is not able to talk and can only...”
– Banana was a contributor to Minutiæ Fairness.
“Kreft! was a telecommunications provider in Tennesse, Ohio and Arkansas, after...”
– Kreft! from the Encyclopædia Minutiæ
November 2012
23 posts
“Rockphony is one of the splinter companies created in 1982 when the Justice...”
– Rockphony from Encyclopædia Minutiæ
“TARK was involved in SuperMax Prison construction, providing prefabricated homes...”
– TARK from the Encyclopædia Minutiæ
“Nat Hardridge (formally Nathaniel Hardridge Jr.)
Nat lived to be 104.
Nat...”
– Nat Hardridge from the Encyclopædia Minutiæ
“Not to be defensive, but we followed up with that incident and discovered that...”
– Boppbopp founder Isaiah Nickson’s response to Kevin Gregors’ suicide in Inside Boppbopp from Minutiæ Progress.
“CondomsCon
What happens when you set over 300 3rd, 4th and 5th graders...”
– Find out what’s happening in your city from Minutiæ Giving.
“Jean Paul Gotye is a musician, a fashion designer, and a combination...”
– Jean Paul Gotye is a contributor to Minutiæ Prestige.
“Who Needs ‘Em: The Man Dilemma, How To Disassemble a Broken Relationship,...”
– A list of books written by Minutiæ Guidance and Advice specialist Susan Alan-Wenswick.
“Of course I don’t like how kids are emotionally tormented, but the fix is...”
– James Amerson, a child psychologist from Harvard University, in It’s Gotten Better from Minutiæ Progress.
“MC Nasty Face is the stagename of Dr. Clifford Truhillow, Jr. Aside from being...”
– MC Nasty Face from the Encyclopædia Minutiæ
“Unfortunately, we can only shoot very small flip-flops with it. Basically,...”
– Edward Pillnus, CEO of Fun Time Ventures, speaking of his company’s upcoming products in The Right to Wear Arms from Minutiæ Giving.
“In the bathroom, Alvy and Ms. Katherine Klein continued to make out, with...”
– From Heist in Minutiæ Giving.
“Other ostentatious items have included hydraulically-enhanced cars used in...”
– Minutiæ covers a Houston gun giveback program in Giving.
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“RomComCon
Spill a drink. Accidentally touch hands. Meet on a subway. All...”
– Happenings in the City from Minutiæ Giving
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WatchMinutiæ doesn’t back down from hard hitting questions. Gonna stand our ground, won’t be turned around, and Minutiæ will keep this world from draggin’ you down. Gonna stand our ground and we won’t back down from providing the public with the truth.
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WatchMinutiæ gives you access to the First Family and the White House like no other news source can or will. Minutiæ is fearless.
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WatchOther media organizations tweak, spin and cajole the news. Minutiæ lets the news be the news with more truth than anyone.
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WatchWho is Paul Ryan? Minutiæ knows, and Minutiæ knows more and the most about the Vice Presidential Nominee and “experienced ‘traveler’,” if you get what we’re saying.
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WatchMinutiæ has reporting on the Vice President that no one else has because no one is willing to dig deep enough into the past.
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WatchMinutiæ covers parts of the election process that other media organizations can’t even fathom. (They try to fath, and they can’t.)
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August 2012
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Issue #8 PRESTIGE!
Minutiæ #8 Prestige is available now!
32 pages of jaw dropping coverage of your world: The Monocle is Back, What Really Happened to Princess Anastasia, Discarded Olympic Designs, The Most Luxurious Hotel Ever, Your Frozen Food Aisle and more. Do not wait one more minut[ia]e to read all this, plus six more pages from the Minutiæ Sesquicentenial, including a behind-the-scenes look at...
May 2012
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Issue #7 "Reconciliation" Available Now!
Minutiæ #7 Reconciliation is available to download right now.
Not only does this month featuring the important and world-shattering news coverage you have come to expect from Minutiæ, but there is an eight page section celebrating the Minutiæ Sesquicentennial! Articles, letters, and comics from the past 150 years have been carefully pulled out of the Minutiæ Vault for your enjoyment.
In...
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WatchWe finish our series of videos celebrating 150 years of Minutiæ with one more look back to the past. Many things in this world have changed over the last century and a half, yet one things stands firm as a rock: Minutiæ.
Read more Sesquicentennial coverage in Minutiæ #7 Reconciliation available now.
April 2012
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WatchMinutiæ co-founder descendant Bryce Dallas Hardridge returns this week for another rousing tale from the past 150 years of Minutiæ!
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WatchWe continue our Minutiæ Sesquicentennial Celebration this week with more Bryce Dallas Hardridge celebrating the founding of Minutiæ 150 years ago.
