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Minutiæ #10 Strength is out now! (PDF) This...

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Minutiæ #10 Strength is out now! (PDF) This quarter’s issue features journalistic endeavors such as…

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"Listening to a rough excerpt of “Cat Calls for Niagara ____” on the drive back down, an Orion’s..."

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 12:00:43 -0800

“Listening to a rough excerpt of “Cat Calls for Niagara ____” on the drive back down, an Orion’s Belt of references jump into mind, ranging from the Sa-Pops to So What, Who Cares?!; Forlorn Unicorn to Poorest Places, Sedated Baritones, and Go Away; John Wayne Creepazoids and Co. Conspirators to The Youths, The Rakes, Futuristic Bells, Zombie Babysitter, and The Whack Jobs; and certainly the London scene that generated a stable’s worth of genre-muddling acts including Patricide Holiday The Pistol Whips, Quincy, Darcy Dork, Poached, The Jezebel Slits, Sorcerers, Hoodlum Constables, The Tips, Finnegan’s Fake and Fucked Up Tribe.”

- Minutiæ’s coverage of the Crystal Wolves recording their 2010 album Wolves Crystal from Minutiæ Safety.

"Yan Qin (died 2011) is a Chinese artist whose greatest work is a fully operational Cantonese..."

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 12:00:33 -0800

“Yan Qin (died 2011) is a Chinese artist whose greatest work is a fully operational Cantonese restaurant inside a museum.”

- Yan Qin from the Encyclopædia Minutiæ

"Tam Parsons is a writer, actor, dancer, singer, guitarist, painter, sculptor, photographer, film..."

Sun, 16 Dec 2012 12:00:44 -0800

“Tam Parsons is a writer, actor, dancer, singer, guitarist, painter, sculptor, photographer, film critic, standup comedian, chef, teacher, D.J., magician, prancer, and maritime lawyer living in Los Angeles.”

- Tam Parsons wrote a sports article in Minutiæ Prestige.

"In the Legend issue, you continually make reference to the movie “I Am Legend.” While I have no..."

Sat, 15 Dec 2012 12:01:04 -0800

“In the Legend issue, you continually make reference to the movie “I Am Legend.” While I have no problem with the topic, there are several moments in the article that the film is referred to as a biographic picture about current recording artist and songwriter John Legend. Such a film does not exist.”

- A letter to Minutiæ from film nerd Simon Harrington.

"Señor D.O.A. is a Rapido rapper from the 1990s. Most of his music was about immigration reform."

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 12:00:37 -0800

“Señor D.O.A. is a Rapido rapper from the 1990s. Most of his music was about immigration reform.”

- Señor D.O.A. from the Encyclopædia Minutiæ.

"Larry Little is the author of the book Larry Little, which will be published by Larry Little Press"

Thu, 13 Dec 2012 12:01:43 -0800

“Larry Little is the author of the book Larry Little, which will be published by Larry Little Press”

- Larry Little from the Encyclopædia Minutiæ

"Gentlemen, having been a subscriber to your publication for some time now, I am always blown away by..."

Wed, 12 Dec 2012 12:00:40 -0800

“Gentlemen, having been a subscriber to your publication for some time now, I am always blown away by your choice for Minutiæ Man of the Year. It is the 17th year in a row you have made Dustin Hoffman your Minutiæ Man of the Year. I think he was only in one movie this year and not many people saw it. It may be time to choose someone else.”

- Dustin Hoffman, acclaimed Hollywood actor, writing in Minutiæ Safety. Hoffman has been Minutiæ’s Man of the Year since 1992.

The world needs the reporting that Minutiæ offers.

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:45:33 -0800

The world needs the reporting that Minutiæ offers.

"Gentleman, I seem to have lost my favorite issue of Minutiæ. Could you dispatch the Minutiæ Street..."

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:00:24 -0800

“Gentleman, I seem to have lost my favorite issue of Minutiæ. Could you dispatch the Minutiæ Street Team to help me search my home for it? I just can’t get enough of those spunky teens, especially that bad boy Julian.”

- Jeff Carnan, a videotape specialist living in New York City, writing in Minutiæ Fairness.

"The May Babies was an American television sitcom about 4 girls who were all born at the same time..."

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 12:00:46 -0800

“The May Babies was an American television sitcom about 4 girls who were all born at the same time and lived in an orphanage. It was described as “Sex and the City meets Oliver”.”

- The May Babies from the Encyclopædia Minutiæ

"I was a touring comedian from 1981 until 1997, and during that entire time, I was always the joke. I..."

Sun, 09 Dec 2012 12:00:47 -0800

“I was a touring comedian from 1981 until 1997, and during that entire time, I was always the joke. I knew it, but I was working and making money and fucking and doing drugs, so it was whatever, but I knew everyone was always laughing at me and behind my back. So I saw a chance to do something serious. I wanted to be taken seriously. Making it about 9/11. That was my idea. I wanted it to be real and raw and serious. But, every part of it just sucked. They cast these goofy looking kids and shot it with a lot of sound effects. I hated it. They hated it. The producers were trying to make a point, and I kept on fighting back, and it just ended up being awful. I did a show at the Universal City Walk last week and I just got laughed at the entire time. I hate it.”

- Comedian Benny Rip, speaking to The Onion’s AV Club about his failed sitcom Benny Rip & The Kids that aired for one season in 2002. The show followed a character named Benny Rip who suddenly had to take care of his brother’s three children when his brother and sister-in-law died in 9/11.

"On Ice was an American ice-skating teen drama that aired on the WB from September 1998 to May 2001."

Sat, 08 Dec 2012 12:00:22 -0800

“On Ice was an American ice-skating teen drama that aired on the WB from September 1998 to May 2001.”

- On Ice from the Encyclopædia Minutiæ

"Poke or Slurp is an NBC reality television show. In the show, contestants are prompted to poke or..."

Fri, 07 Dec 2012 12:00:30 -0800

“Poke or Slurp is an NBC reality television show. In the show, contestants are prompted to poke or slurp a viscous brown bubble. That is the entirety of the show. It is very very popular.”

- Poke or Slurp from the Encyclopædia Minutiæ.

"Frankly, My Jeer is an American television show created by Garrison Keillor. It is notable for being..."

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 12:00:42 -0800

“Frankly, My Jeer is an American television show created by Garrison Keillor. It is notable for being in the Walking Radio format.”

- Frankly, My Jeer from the Encyclopædia Minutiæ

"Four years ago, record producer Buzzy Silverbaum, amidst gambling woes, decided to host a..."

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 12:00:39 -0800

“Four years ago, record producer Buzzy Silverbaum, amidst gambling woes, decided to host a singing competition for the nation’s orphans called “Unwanted Voices.” Along with Franco, four other young boys were picked from the youth dumping grounds and the pre-teen pop group Rasc@lz was created.”

- From Tour Report in Minutiæ Safety. John Franco is now 17 years old and Warner Bros. Records is still his legal guardian.

"Gentlemen, I have a peculiar problem where anything I touch turns to gold. This has caused problems..."

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 12:00:24 -0800

“Gentlemen, I have a peculiar problem where anything I touch turns to gold. This has caused problems with my reading of your magazine, for when I touch it, it turns to gold, rendering it unreadable. Therefore, I ask that you send me an edition of Minutiæ pre-goldened.”

- John DePlaseo, in his letter in Minutiæ Progress . He is a tollbooth attendant from Chicago, IL.

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Minutiæ #10 STRENGTH: Coming Soon

"Lis­ten­ing to a rough excerpt of “Cat Calls for Nia­gara ____” on the drive back down, an Orion’s..."

"Yan Qin (died 2011) is a Chinese artist whose greatest work is a fully operational Cantonese..."

"Tam Parsons is a writer, actor, dancer, singer, guitarist, painter, sculptor, photographer, film..."

"In the Legend issue, you continually make reference to the movie “I Am Legend.” While I have no..."

"Señor D.O.A. is a Rapido rapper from the 1990s. Most of his music was about immigration reform."

"Larry Little is the author of the book Larry Little, which will be published by Larry Little Press"

"Gentlemen, having been a subscriber to your publication for some time now, I am always blown away by..."

The world needs the reporting that Minutiæ offers.

"Gentleman, I seem to have lost my favorite issue of Minutiæ. Could you dispatch the Minutiæ Street..."

"The May Babies was an American television sitcom about 4 girls who were all born at the same time..."

"I was a touring comedian from 1981 until 1997, and during that entire time, I was always the joke. I..."

"On Ice was an American ice-skating teen drama that aired on the WB from September 1998 to May 2001."

"Poke or Slurp is an NBC reality television show. In the show, contestants are prompted to poke or..."

"Frankly, My Jeer is an American television show created by Garrison Keillor. It is notable for being..."

"Four years ago, record pro­ducer Buzzy Sil­ver­baum, amidst gam­bling woes, decided to host a..."

"Gentlemen, I have a peculiar problem where anything I touch turns to gold. This has caused problems..."

"Listening to a rough excerpt of “Cat Calls for Niagara ____” on the drive back down, an Orion’s..."

"Four years ago, record producer Buzzy Silverbaum, amidst gambling woes, decided to host a..."